Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Freedom is never given; it is won.

The unexamined life is not worth living.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

We live in a rainbow of chaos.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Less is only more whereas more is no good.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.